Okay so my Mother likes to send me things as I like to send her things usually just to make her laugh, cause... that's basically my calling in life at this point, and she sent me a video over fb messanger of some cosplayers dancing, it was a marvel dc cross it had Spider-man, Superman, Batman and Captain America, it was one of those "tag your friends and dont say anything" ones So I watched it and it was entertaining, see I venture further than fb so I have a bigger laugh meter to fill before I actually laugh, but it was entertaining. (Ill try to put the link in here another day) After that I began sending my mom Spider-man gifs and so came up the verbal fight in my head, who has a better ass? Deadpool or Spider-man. Now, my argument for Deadpool, is he KNOWS he has a nice piece of tail meat, he knows, which maybe makes it slightly less desirable and I can appreciate a nice butt, but at the same time I feel that it is more visually appealing, maybe I just have a thing for tighter butts? On a scale from tight too fluffy Deadpools is near bunny level fluffy, suuure it has its tight moments, not to mention he constantly sexualizes himself, but he has the bubble butt that most teenage girls yearn for and honestly I just don't find it horribly cute(the cute factor is important) Spider-man has an amazing butt, and my argument for this is that it IS visually appealing and you can tell it is well defined from just looking at it, I don't have to touch it to know it's a nice butt. Plus he climbs walls n shit, that's GOTTA be good for ones backside! However along with this evidence it has been a topic through history(not really), even in the old Spider-man animated TV shows, sure the art wasn't exactly amazing(sorry) but they for some damn reason often liked to make sure his butt was out there. Cosplayers, cosplayers are a great way to end this conversation, first of all does ones butt not look great in Spider-man spandex/costume?? No! They always look friggin GREAT! And I have found that no matter how much a Deadpool cosplayer flaunts their own butt, as soon as a Spider-man walks into the room the ass crown goes to Spider-man and usually willingly as the Deadpool makes the Spideypool train go toot-toot!!! Ill have you know that putting in these pictures was nerve wracking as heck for me because I was in class while I was typing this entire argument out and saving the pictures.
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