I am going to be honest, I had no clue it was Thanksgiving till a few days ago and another thing I HATE THIS HOLIDAY. If I had to pick the holiday I hate the most its this one, not just because its easy to forget(for me anyways), families are running around, every family is trying to impress the other and the stores get backed up, streets are full, there is SO much pressure to make the night with the extended family perfect and it repels me.(<--Sherlock inspired word usage) I was(pastense *ugh*) actually going to enjoy this years Thanksgiving a bit because I had plans to hangout with my cat friend, but then my mom decided to leave town for the next few days and now I am not allowed to have people over till she gets back... I am, in my mind the most untrustworthy person, I guess that's a thing irl too??? I mean they always say, 'nehhhhh we trust you,' but I can't have a person over to watch some tv... very contradictory I find... IDK what to think about these things now a days. Just some context, we had thanksgiving dinner(last night) with my mom and step dad I cried a bit(another reason I hate thanksgiving) my step dad left for work so early I didn't see him, my mom left for her sisters and its gonna be a couple days so I am basically alone for thanksgiving thanks for asking! With no further ado, for just in case you, like me, HATE Thanksgiving, but you still have to give some pleasantries when greeting or kicking out your family members, a list! "An adquate Thanksgiving to you," " An acceptable Thanksgiving to you aswell," "My Thanksgiving WAS tolerable before you got here Aunt Martha,"*insert fox-like smirk here* "Thank you for coming, I hope the rest of your Thanksgiving is... 'alright'," "it was a mild Thanksgiving," "it was, surprisingly, a bearable Thanksgiving," "This thanksgiving was *insufferable*"*badly made speech should follow for full effect* "This years Thanksgiving was very oppressive thank you for asking," "Let's just say my Uncle was very vainglorious about his sons pork sword,"*sips tea*(I hate tea wha-) "t'was a merciless Thanksgiving," "Yup, deffinatly fun watching Johns daconian attack on that turkey," "Thanksgiving dinner was very strained... I am dissapointed that no one cut the cheese though," *drawn-out wink* and for the people that you just plainly dislike: "I hope you have a second-rate Thanksgiving" "You sure you don't want me to roast the turkey, wouldn't want it tasting... amatureish," "*enthusiasm*oh boy! *blankface/deadpan*did you have to come?" "very immoral the way you slurped up those potatoes..." "Aunt Martha... as dastardly and invalid as usual" *eyeroll* And finally if you ever just need to say the truth, alloud, infront of everyone, even the salad, a lovely quote I came across from The Immoral Minority; "Thanksgiving, bringing out the best in family dysfunction scince 1863," - The Immoral Minority Literally how I feel at EVERY family gathering.
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